Things I Learned from the RoboCop movies

[Stan The Man]

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[robomole]

Police officers aren't plummers.

All Cecil is good for is taking donations.

Murphy says he flips his gun because of his son but in reality he just gets a kick out of it.

If you are shot in the leg you are deemed useless and must be thrown out of the vehicle. (Hope you can fly!)

If someone tells you they need to zip their fly they are trying to distract you.

Nobody gave Murphy a hand.

RoboCop is a bad motherfucker!

[Joined]

Police officers aren't plummers.

All Cecil is good for is taking donations.

Murphy says he flips his gun because of his son but in reality he just gets a kick out of it.

If you are shot in the leg you are deemed useless and must be thrown out of the vehicle. (Hope you can fly!)

If someone tells you they need to zip their fly they are trying to distract you.

Nobody gave Murphy a hand.

RoboCop is a bad motherfucker!

[Post Count]

Police officers aren't plummers.

All Cecil is good for is taking donations.

Murphy says he flips his gun because of his son but in reality he just gets a kick out of it.

If you are shot in the leg you are deemed useless and must be thrown out of the vehicle. (Hope you can fly!)

If someone tells you they need to zip their fly they are trying to distract you.

Nobody gave Murphy a hand.

RoboCop is a bad motherfucker!

[Comment]

Police officers aren't plummers.

All Cecil is good for is taking donations.

Murphy says he flips his gun because of his son but in reality he just gets a kick out of it.

If you are shot in the leg you are deemed useless and must be thrown out of the vehicle. (Hope you can fly!)

If someone tells you they need to zip their fly they are trying to distract you.

Nobody gave Murphy a hand.

RoboCop is a bad motherfucker!

[RoboFan_93]

- Rebels are stronger than cops or grey armor is lighter than blue

- OCP Communications is the only choice

- Robocop gets his own merchindise

- Police officers don't strike

- If Robo gets shot at his target system will be a little messed up

- ED-209 has a hell of an uppercut
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- Rebels are stronger than cops or grey armor is lighter than blue

- OCP Communications is the only choice

- Robocop gets his own merchindise

- Police officers don't strike

- If Robo gets shot at his target system will be a little messed up

- ED-209 has a hell of an uppercut
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Anything you post can be used against you!

[Post Count]

- Rebels are stronger than cops or grey armor is lighter than blue

- OCP Communications is the only choice

- Robocop gets his own merchindise

- Police officers don't strike

- If Robo gets shot at his target system will be a little messed up

- ED-209 has a hell of an uppercut
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Anything you post can be used against you!

[Comment]

- Rebels are stronger than cops or grey armor is lighter than blue

- OCP Communications is the only choice

- Robocop gets his own merchindise

- Police officers don't strike

- If Robo gets shot at his target system will be a little messed up

- ED-209 has a hell of an uppercut
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Anything you post can be used against you!

[judza]

- Cain is perfect...Faxx must have him

- Don't let the mayor sign your financial papers. Your lender will foreclose on not receiving only one payment.

- If you've got any cash, put it in your shorts.

- Robocop only lies to the woman he loves ("Your husband is dead")

- MagnaVolt, the only car security I want.

- You have a chance for immortality, so long as nothing happens to your "Beautiful brain".

- Nuke beat Robocop, not Cain.

[Joined]

- Cain is perfect...Faxx must have him

- Don't let the mayor sign your financial papers. Your lender will foreclose on not receiving only one payment.

- If you've got any cash, put it in your shorts.

- Robocop only lies to the woman he loves ("Your husband is dead")

- MagnaVolt, the only car security I want.

- You have a chance for immortality, so long as nothing happens to your "Beautiful brain".

- Nuke beat Robocop, not Cain.

[Post Count]

- Cain is perfect...Faxx must have him

- Don't let the mayor sign your financial papers. Your lender will foreclose on not receiving only one payment.

- If you've got any cash, put it in your shorts.

- Robocop only lies to the woman he loves ("Your husband is dead")

- MagnaVolt, the only car security I want.

- You have a chance for immortality, so long as nothing happens to your "Beautiful brain".

- Nuke beat Robocop, not Cain.

[Comment]

- Cain is perfect...Faxx must have him

- Don't let the mayor sign your financial papers. Your lender will foreclose on not receiving only one payment.

- If you've got any cash, put it in your shorts.

- Robocop only lies to the woman he loves ("Your husband is dead")

- MagnaVolt, the only car security I want.

- You have a chance for immortality, so long as nothing happens to your "Beautiful brain".

- Nuke beat Robocop, not Cain.

[Nika Silwerra]

-you cannot call Robocop Murphy if you are not his friend ( hmm now I think out if we may to call him Murphy )

-if your friend and partner is in a danger of course you dont need obey sergeants order

-if your friend is still in a big danger you can jump by car from bridge

-bottle of baby food are great targets !

[Joined]

-you cannot call Robocop Murphy if you are not his friend ( hmm now I think out if we may to call him Murphy )

-if your friend and partner is in a danger of course you dont need obey sergeants order

-if your friend is still in a big danger you can jump by car from bridge

-bottle of baby food are great targets !

[Post Count]

-you cannot call Robocop Murphy if you are not his friend ( hmm now I think out if we may to call him Murphy )

-if your friend and partner is in a danger of course you dont need obey sergeants order

-if your friend is still in a big danger you can jump by car from bridge

-bottle of baby food are great targets !

[Comment]

-you cannot call Robocop Murphy if you are not his friend ( hmm now I think out if we may to call him Murphy )

-if your friend and partner is in a danger of course you dont need obey sergeants order

-if your friend is still in a big danger you can jump by car from bridge

-bottle of baby food are great targets !

[RoboHell]

-Old Detroit sure the hell looks like downtown Dallas

-Robocop can't shoot a kid........fucker

-Haste makes waste

-Robocop and lewis should set an example when driving

-Dr. Faxx is probably going to get 50 to life after Cain went Nuke crazy

-Robocop is off warranty

[Joined]

-Old Detroit sure the hell looks like downtown Dallas

-Robocop can't shoot a kid........fucker

-Haste makes waste

-Robocop and lewis should set an example when driving

-Dr. Faxx is probably going to get 50 to life after Cain went Nuke crazy

-Robocop is off warranty

[Post Count]

-Old Detroit sure the hell looks like downtown Dallas

-Robocop can't shoot a kid........fucker

-Haste makes waste

-Robocop and lewis should set an example when driving

-Dr. Faxx is probably going to get 50 to life after Cain went Nuke crazy

-Robocop is off warranty

[Comment]

-Old Detroit sure the hell looks like downtown Dallas

-Robocop can't shoot a kid........fucker

-Haste makes waste

-Robocop and lewis should set an example when driving

-Dr. Faxx is probably going to get 50 to life after Cain went Nuke crazy

-Robocop is off warranty

[Edd 209]

This is hilarious! A bit of entertainment while at work!

- If you join Detroit police, to make sure you sign the release forms, so if you do get shot to (near) death, they may transform you into a Robocop.
- Always clap at OCP board meetings.
- Clarence Boddicker never misses a game.
- You have to be smart to play chess.
- The moon is wonderful in daylight.
- It's the thought that counts.
- The best way to sniff drugs is from a cleavage.
- Every time Pudface sneezes, he thinks of Robocop.
- Always double check who is in the bathroom/toilet before you start talking.
- Robocop is not affected by water.
- Sarah Cable's office could do with a woman's touch.
- NEVER SPLIT UP FROM YOUR POLICE PARTNER!!!

[Joined]

This is hilarious! A bit of entertainment while at work!

- If you join Detroit police, to make sure you sign the release forms, so if you do get shot to (near) death, they may transform you into a Robocop.
- Always clap at OCP board meetings.
- Clarence Boddicker never misses a game.
- You have to be smart to play chess.
- The moon is wonderful in daylight.
- It's the thought that counts.
- The best way to sniff drugs is from a cleavage.
- Every time Pudface sneezes, he thinks of Robocop.
- Always double check who is in the bathroom/toilet before you start talking.
- Robocop is not affected by water.
- Sarah Cable's office could do with a woman's touch.
- NEVER SPLIT UP FROM YOUR POLICE PARTNER!!!

[Post Count]

This is hilarious! A bit of entertainment while at work!

- If you join Detroit police, to make sure you sign the release forms, so if you do get shot to (near) death, they may transform you into a Robocop.
- Always clap at OCP board meetings.
- Clarence Boddicker never misses a game.
- You have to be smart to play chess.
- The moon is wonderful in daylight.
- It's the thought that counts.
- The best way to sniff drugs is from a cleavage.
- Every time Pudface sneezes, he thinks of Robocop.
- Always double check who is in the bathroom/toilet before you start talking.
- Robocop is not affected by water.
- Sarah Cable's office could do with a woman's touch.
- NEVER SPLIT UP FROM YOUR POLICE PARTNER!!!

[Comment]

This is hilarious! A bit of entertainment while at work!

- If you join Detroit police, to make sure you sign the release forms, so if you do get shot to (near) death, they may transform you into a Robocop.
- Always clap at OCP board meetings.
- Clarence Boddicker never misses a game.
- You have to be smart to play chess.
- The moon is wonderful in daylight.
- It's the thought that counts.
- The best way to sniff drugs is from a cleavage.
- Every time Pudface sneezes, he thinks of Robocop.
- Always double check who is in the bathroom/toilet before you start talking.
- Robocop is not affected by water.
- Sarah Cable's office could do with a woman's touch.
- NEVER SPLIT UP FROM YOUR POLICE PARTNER!!!

[JohnBoyAdvance]

- JESUS, had days like this.
- Paul Verehoven cannot dance.
- Frank Miller thinks Robocop should fly.
- You can help, by resisting arrest.
- Directive 4 is classified.
- The backup generator is making him twitch.

[Joined]

- JESUS, had days like this.
- Paul Verehoven cannot dance.
- Frank Miller thinks Robocop should fly.
- You can help, by resisting arrest.
- Directive 4 is classified.
- The backup generator is making him twitch.

[Post Count]

- JESUS, had days like this.
- Paul Verehoven cannot dance.
- Frank Miller thinks Robocop should fly.
- You can help, by resisting arrest.
- Directive 4 is classified.
- The backup generator is making him twitch.

[Koutetsu Kaigun]

Hey all,

- "Born to be Wild" sucks on violin.
- A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- RoboCop really hates smokers.
- The next generation of law enforcement is to be armed with an arc welder.


平和、

鋼鉄 海軍
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[Joined]

Hey all,

- "Born to be Wild" sucks on violin.
- A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- RoboCop really hates smokers.
- The next generation of law enforcement is to be armed with an arc welder.


平和、

鋼鉄 海軍
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[Post Count]

Hey all,

- "Born to be Wild" sucks on violin.
- A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- RoboCop really hates smokers.
- The next generation of law enforcement is to be armed with an arc welder.


平和、

鋼鉄 海軍
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[Comment]

Hey all,

- "Born to be Wild" sucks on violin.
- A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- RoboCop really hates smokers.
- The next generation of law enforcement is to be armed with an arc welder.


平和、

鋼鉄 海軍
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[RoboPimp]

-Avoid destructive behavior
-Participate in group activities
-Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars
-Don't say you're always prompt when you're not
-Don't be over-sensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
-Avoid interpersonal conflicts.

And most importantly:

-Don't swing your arms when walking across a ballroom floor.

[Joined]

-Avoid destructive behavior
-Participate in group activities
-Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars
-Don't say you're always prompt when you're not
-Don't be over-sensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
-Avoid interpersonal conflicts.

And most importantly:

-Don't swing your arms when walking across a ballroom floor.

[Post Count]

-Avoid destructive behavior
-Participate in group activities
-Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars
-Don't say you're always prompt when you're not
-Don't be over-sensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
-Avoid interpersonal conflicts.

And most importantly:

-Don't swing your arms when walking across a ballroom floor.

[Comment]

-Avoid destructive behavior
-Participate in group activities
-Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars
-Don't say you're always prompt when you're not
-Don't be over-sensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
-Avoid interpersonal conflicts.

And most importantly:

-Don't swing your arms when walking across a ballroom floor.

[AK]

- Be careful: When Robocop flips you off, it can puncture your juggular.

- Kids can run drug crime syndicates as well as reprogram Mech-bots.

- Cyborg sex takes just 'a little getting used to'.

- It is common courtesy to warn someone to call the fire department before you set their complex ablaze.

- Japanese androids all look the same.

- OCP fixes everything.

- Cyborgs cannot 'behave themselves'...tisk tisk.

- 6000 SUX lives up to it's name.

- they still play arcade games in the future....SWEET!

[Joined]

- Be careful: When Robocop flips you off, it can puncture your juggular.

- Kids can run drug crime syndicates as well as reprogram Mech-bots.

- Cyborg sex takes just 'a little getting used to'.

- It is common courtesy to warn someone to call the fire department before you set their complex ablaze.

- Japanese androids all look the same.

- OCP fixes everything.

- Cyborgs cannot 'behave themselves'...tisk tisk.

- 6000 SUX lives up to it's name.

- they still play arcade games in the future....SWEET!

[Post Count]

- Be careful: When Robocop flips you off, it can puncture your juggular.

- Kids can run drug crime syndicates as well as reprogram Mech-bots.

- Cyborg sex takes just 'a little getting used to'.

- It is common courtesy to warn someone to call the fire department before you set their complex ablaze.

- Japanese androids all look the same.

- OCP fixes everything.

- Cyborgs cannot 'behave themselves'...tisk tisk.

- 6000 SUX lives up to it's name.

- they still play arcade games in the future....SWEET!

[Dash]

Very nice.

- ED didn't hear the gun drop. It's only a glitch.

- If you have free time and can fit Clarence in, you can keep the gum.

- The best way to keep your helmet on is to drill two 2.5" long screws directly into your brain.

[Joined]

Very nice.

- ED didn't hear the gun drop. It's only a glitch.

- If you have free time and can fit Clarence in, you can keep the gum.

- The best way to keep your helmet on is to drill two 2.5" long screws directly into your brain.

[Post Count]

Very nice.

- ED didn't hear the gun drop. It's only a glitch.

- If you have free time and can fit Clarence in, you can keep the gum.

- The best way to keep your helmet on is to drill two 2.5" long screws directly into your brain.

[Comment]

Very nice.

- ED didn't hear the gun drop. It's only a glitch.

- If you have free time and can fit Clarence in, you can keep the gum.

- The best way to keep your helmet on is to drill two 2.5" long screws directly into your brain.

[Edd 209]

- Jones is a shark and will make sushi out of you
- We're only human
- The future has a silver lining
- You can't get fresh coffee at City Hall

[Joined]

- Jones is a shark and will make sushi out of you
- We're only human
- The future has a silver lining
- You can't get fresh coffee at City Hall

[Post Count]

- Jones is a shark and will make sushi out of you
- We're only human
- The future has a silver lining
- You can't get fresh coffee at City Hall

[Comment]

- Jones is a shark and will make sushi out of you
- We're only human
- The future has a silver lining
- You can't get fresh coffee at City Hall

[Archive]

RoboCop doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's a product.

With a good lawyer, the most wanted man in Detroit's history (who has killed dozens of police officers) can still make bail in 24 hrs.

Ron Miller is a desperate man. He wants fresh coffee, a recount and his old job back.

[Joined]

RoboCop doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's a product.

With a good lawyer, the most wanted man in Detroit's history (who has killed dozens of police officers) can still make bail in 24 hrs.

Ron Miller is a desperate man. He wants fresh coffee, a recount and his old job back.

[Post Count]

RoboCop doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's a product.

With a good lawyer, the most wanted man in Detroit's history (who has killed dozens of police officers) can still make bail in 24 hrs.

Ron Miller is a desperate man. He wants fresh coffee, a recount and his old job back.