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Edd 209
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Post Count: 1015
Comment: EMU 209 // We have the future Down Under control...
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Bob Morton has restructured the police department, placed prime candidates in order of risk factor and is confident he can go to prototype witin 90 days!
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Robowreck
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Joined: 06 Dec 2008
Post Count: 21
Comment: You've violated Directive 4!! Time for the Robo shutdown dance!!
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Omni consumer products is actually a close facsimile to OMNIPRESENT
Detroit looks alot like Dallas TX 
Firing bullets from a car 20 feet from a cop car with two pistols is fairly inaccurate not to mention those shotguns....
toxic waste looks like beef broth ala emil
does robocop ever have to poo? I mean he eats the baby food, certainly those sustained organics have to relieve themselves?
Ya know that giant dinosaur wanted to take that SUX for a cruise.
The old man is actually Grig from The Last Starfighter!! isnt that Highly Irregular!
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RoboPimp
PIMPY SUPREME
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Post Count: 3124
Comment: "You dead wrong if ya think that pimpin' gon' die" - Snoop Dogg, P.I.M.P. (Remix)
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| Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:17 am |
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| Robowreck : | | does robocop ever have to poo? I mean he eats the baby food, certainly those sustained organics have to relieve themselves |
Well now that you mention it; Let's discuss
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Edd 209
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Post Count: 1015
Comment: EMU 209 // We have the future Down Under control...
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Dick Jones used to call the Old Man names, but there was always respect.
The Old Man is very dissappointed with Dick! 
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supes2705
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Post Count: 662
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Once he even called him asshole !!!!!
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RoboFan_93
Would Buy You For a Dollar
Joined: 17 Aug 2007
Post Count: 4167
Comment: Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning
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| Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:14 pm |
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Fleck isn't bulletproof.
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RoboMurph13
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Joined: 10 Dec 2008
Post Count: 8
Comment: "My Friends Call Me Murphy, You Can Call Me RoboCop"
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-you might not like what you see when Robo takes off his helmet
-curious white female cops like looking at black criminal's HO HO
-Robots like baby food
-you can give a machine a highly deathly drug and make him your bitch
-hoes will love anyone, even if your a robot named Cane
-little 12 year olds can be drug dealers too
-guys may not be able to beat RoboCop but at least they have BALLS to try. lol
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RoboFan_93
Would Buy You For a Dollar
Joined: 17 Aug 2007
Post Count: 4167
Comment: Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:57 am |
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The future has a silver lining.
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Edd 209
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Post Count: 1015
Comment: EMU 209 // We have the future Down Under control...
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:29 am |
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Dick Jones would like you to meet a friend of his.
Dick Jones had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
Directive 4 is Dick Jones's insurance policy.
It's only a glitch if Ed 209 kills somebody.
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Nika Silwerra
Justified and Ancient of Mu
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Post Count: 8411
Comment: The queen of RoboCop random finds thread
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| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:42 pm |
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...also cops can be on strike 
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SiR-ROUND
ABC WARRIOR
Joined: 10 Nov 2005
Post Count: 6588
Comment: Oh my god! They killed Kinney!
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It's okay to shoot someone's hand off...
And women can't stop themselves from looking at African American genitals...
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RoboFan_93
Would Buy You For a Dollar
Joined: 17 Aug 2007
Post Count: 4167
Comment: Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:32 am |
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When bitches leave, they ask you to call them...
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RoboHell
RoboPops!
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Post Count: 2874
Comment: Murphy had a wife and son....what happend to them?
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:47 am |
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In the near future cars only get 8 mpg....
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Edd 209
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Post Count: 1015
Comment: EMU 209 // We have the future Down Under control...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:54 am |
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Bob Morton loves being with intelligent women.
Smart is so sexy!
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