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Joined: 17 Nov 2001
Post Count: 6531
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:05 pm |
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- Bobby can't fly.
- Cops don't like Clarence. So Clarence don't like cops.
- You may be bright enough to study plane geometry, but it won't help you outsmart a bullet.
- It's ok to call the boss "Iron Butt" and "Boner" as long as there's respect.
- High priced hookers get horny when they "just think of something."
- If you join the Detroit police force, make sure you don't sign up for the organ doner plan or you might wake up a cyborg.
- Getting gunned down during a board meeting is merely part of life in the big city.
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judza C-L1
Joined: 03 Jul 2006
Post Count: 1137
Comment: I am the dark side incarnate
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:18 am |
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Hm, I like your train of thought, let's see:
- Role models such as TJ Lazer can be very important to a boy.
- Robocop shouldn't be asked questions like "Don't you have a name?". It brings up bad memories.
- DON'T try and kick a cyborg in his "nuts".
- Clarence mentally breaks after a few throws through some windows.
- Bob Morton made a mistake, so ED-209 erases those mistakes.
- Backup will only arrive on Dick Jones' request, not for the rest of the cops in Detroit.
- "There's no guarantees...ho ho."
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AK DC-L1
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Post Count: 2139
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:51 am |
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- Robocop does not like Television.
- Smothering cake unto a woman's bosom may render one into a fit of hysterics.
- A pyramid of cans = not a great hiding spot for a safe.
- Clarence likes kitties!
- Stay away from toxic waste vats.
- If you say "Bitches leave" they actually leave....rather hastily. Then again it doesn't hurt if you have a gun with you as well.
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DJR2096 L-L4
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Post Count: 872
Comment: They'll fix you.......they fix everything!
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:17 am |
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This is great
-Murphy always drives when breaking in a new partner.
-Murphy thinks Clarence is slime! No wonder Clarence got upset.
-Lewis's brother never calls.
-It's the thought that counts.
-Benzadine gets ya teeth all wigley.
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Archive .
Joined: 17 Nov 2001
Post Count: 6531
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:35 am |
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- Clarence has the muscle to shove enough coke so far up your ass, you'll shit snow for a year.
- Making a cop glance at your weiner could give you an opportunity to escape.
- A 6000 SUX got a really shitty gas mileage
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Mephisto DC-L1
Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Post Count: 2150
Comment: Former Co-Admin and all around asshole.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:29 pm |
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-At the Gray Bar Hotel, they will let you keep the shirt.....but nobody will pop your cherry. (Hopefully)
-Apparently the phrase "I'd buy that for a dollar" Is hysterical no matter how many times you hear it.
-An entire Drug Cartel can be ran and controlled by a 12 year old boy.
-Cyborg eats bullets, Jack.
-OCP is practically the Military.
-Old homeless women usually carry around diamond bracelets and wads of cash in their handbags.
-Bob Morton needs lots of stimulation.
-Your local little league baseball team may in fact, be a well organized crime syndicate.
The little bastards...
-All Drug Cartels have armored trucks full of money, bonds, and of course...solid gold bars.
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Stan The Man Bah Concepts Division
Joined: 05 Jun 2003
Post Count: 7021
Comment: I'm the guy in Old Archive.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:51 pm |
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- Nuke is proudly made in America.
- All hell breaks loose whenever the police are on strike.
- Good business is where you find it.
- Clarence is the guy in Old Detroit.
- If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
- Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. (Fred Dekker, take note )
- In addition to your usual armaments, Detroit gunstores have Desert Eagles and anti-tank rocket launchers in stock.
- It takes five guys and a lot of ammunition to kill a Detroit cop.
- A little girl with a neat-looking computer can hack into and control an ED-209.
- Big-time criminals and drug lords often use dereliect industrial spaces as hideouts.
- Detroit cops are trained to operate military armored vehicles. _________________ I don't wanna pay that, PhotoBucket. Now maybe you haven't heard, but I'm the guy in old Archive. So hows about you just shit snow for a year and I'll figure out something else. Sayonara!
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Archive .
Joined: 17 Nov 2001
Post Count: 6531
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:55 pm |
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- Dick Jones and Bob Morton could have been friends
- Dick Jones did not only killed Bob Morton, he cashed him out
- Dick Jones killed Bob Morton because he made a mistake
- ED 209 had renovation programs, spare parts for 25 years!!! NOBODY CARED WHETHER IT WORKED OR NOT!!!!
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Stan The Man Bah Concepts Division
Joined: 05 Jun 2003
Post Count: 7021
Comment: I'm the guy in Old Archive.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:03 pm |
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- Clarence makes Sal's friends nervous.
- Killing yourself by eating a bullet is less showy than jumping.
- 'Nukem' is a quality game from Butler Brothers. _________________ I don't wanna pay that, PhotoBucket. Now maybe you haven't heard, but I'm the guy in old Archive. So hows about you just shit snow for a year and I'll figure out something else. Sayonara!
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Sean_001 Vault Dweller
Joined: 20 Mar 2003
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:04 pm |
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All funny!
-Lewis' brother lives in Pittsburgh.
-OCP scientists usually keep Inhibiter chips readily available.
-Johnson needs to "Knock it off."
-Hippies wear tophats.
-Frankie didn't blow that cocksucker's head off.
-Suicide jumpers at OCP drink Jack Daniel's.
-Ninjas wear cowboy spurs.
-He's a repeat offender. He repeats, he WILL offend again!
-Environmentalists always call it a disaster!
-OCP is on their shitlist with a bullet.
----Sean
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Nika Silwerra Justified and Ancient of Mu
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Post Count: 8411
Comment: The queen of RoboCop random finds thread
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:48 pm |
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hey after a time finally a funny topic ..
I learned this !
-We would not provoke an cyborg with auto 9
-Robocop does not is hungry
-If you are in a hard situation you take a bubble gum .
-Lewis like blonde hair
-A baby food is the right food for cyborgs
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RoboHell RoboPops!
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Post Count: 2874
Comment: Murphy had a wife and son....what happend to them?
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:31 pm |
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-Having a Desert Eagle in a board room means nothing but trouble
-A good hostage negotiator allways offer's a blaupunkt to calm the gunman down
-Robocop weighs a ton
-OCP does not care about there employees at all
-Ed-209 can be as loyal as a puppy
-Weird guy playing the fiddle with his teeth while doing the splits isn't going raise money to save the city
-Angie could get used to making love to a robot
-Hob want's to see Robocop's brain
-The old man thinks he can stop two Cyborg's fighing each other by telling them to behave
-Duffy looked pretty scared to me
-I want to try Nuke just to here the little hiss noise it makes
-Robocop knows what dying is like.......and it really sucks.
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Archive .
Joined: 17 Nov 2001
Post Count: 6531
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:45 pm |
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A lot of really useful info so far. Who ever knew the RoboCop movies could be so educational?
- A brand new 6000 SUX's rear view mirror will fall off if you slam the door.
- If you try to match Clarence's car, he will blow YOUR car up.
- OCP has a squealing pig sound installed into ED-209 in case it ever falls down the stairs.
- OCP always uses live ammunition during its product demonstrations (ED-209, RoboCain, Prototypes).
- There's only one TV channel in Detroit & it only has 2 programs - Media Break & I'd Buy that for a Dollar.
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Nika Silwerra Justified and Ancient of Mu
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Post Count: 8411
Comment: The queen of RoboCop random finds thread
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:30 pm |
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haha
-if you really cannot kill a Robocop nor with some ninjas you try to use a bomb if the Robocop does not have a flight pack you will have success!
-if you cannot kill a cyborg by usig ED 209 try call for a Clarence .also dont forget give him a Cobra cannon
-Murphy and Lewis like drinking coffe
-we can to buy just for one dollar really great things
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