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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:05 pm Reply with quote

- Bobby can't fly.

- Cops don't like Clarence. So Clarence don't like cops.

- You may be bright enough to study plane geometry, but it won't help you outsmart a bullet.

- It's ok to call the boss "Iron Butt" and "Boner" as long as there's respect.

- High priced hookers get horny when they "just think of something."

- If you join the Detroit police force, make sure you don't sign up for the organ doner plan or you might wake up a cyborg.

- Getting gunned down during a board meeting is merely part of life in the big city.




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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:18 am Reply with quote

Hm, I like your train of thought, let's see:

- Role models such as TJ Lazer can be very important to a boy.

- Robocop shouldn't be asked questions like "Don't you have a name?". It brings up bad memories.

- DON'T try and kick a cyborg in his "nuts".

- Clarence mentally breaks after a few throws through some windows.

- Bob Morton made a mistake, so ED-209 erases those mistakes.

- Backup will only arrive on Dick Jones' request, not for the rest of the cops in Detroit.

- "There's no guarantees...ho ho."




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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:51 am Reply with quote

- Robocop does not like Television.

- Smothering cake unto a woman's bosom may render one into a fit of hysterics.

- A pyramid of cans = not a great hiding spot for a safe.

- Clarence likes kitties!

- Stay away from toxic waste vats.

- If you say "Bitches leave" they actually leave....rather hastily. Then again it doesn't hurt if you have a gun with you as well.




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This is great Laughing

-Murphy always drives when breaking in a new partner.

-Murphy thinks Clarence is slime! No wonder Clarence got upset.

-Lewis's brother never calls.

-It's the thought that counts.

-Benzadine gets ya teeth all wigley.




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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:35 am Reply with quote

- Clarence has the muscle to shove enough coke so far up your ass, you'll shit snow for a year.

- Making a cop glance at your weiner could give you an opportunity to escape.

- A 6000 SUX got a really shitty gas mileage




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-At the Gray Bar Hotel, they will let you keep the shirt.....but nobody will pop your cherry. (Hopefully)

-Apparently the phrase "I'd buy that for a dollar" Is hysterical no matter how many times you hear it.

-An entire Drug Cartel can be ran and controlled by a 12 year old boy.

-Cyborg eats bullets, Jack.

-OCP is practically the Military.

-Old homeless women usually carry around diamond bracelets and wads of cash in their handbags.

-Bob Morton needs lots of stimulation.

-Your local little league baseball team may in fact, be a well organized crime syndicate.
The little bastards...

-All Drug Cartels have armored trucks full of money, bonds, and of course...solid gold bars.




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- Nuke is proudly made in America.

- All hell breaks loose whenever the police are on strike.

- Good business is where you find it.

- Clarence is the guy in Old Detroit.

- If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

- Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. (Fred Dekker, take note tongue)

- In addition to your usual armaments, Detroit gunstores have Desert Eagles and anti-tank rocket launchers in stock.

- It takes five guys and a lot of ammunition to kill a Detroit cop.

- A little girl with a neat-looking computer can hack into and control an ED-209.

- Big-time criminals and drug lords often use dereliect industrial spaces as hideouts.

- Detroit cops are trained to operate military armored vehicles.
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- Dick Jones and Bob Morton could have been friends

- Dick Jones did not only killed Bob Morton, he cashed him out

- Dick Jones killed Bob Morton because he made a mistake

- ED 209 had renovation programs, spare parts for 25 years!!! NOBODY CARED WHETHER IT WORKED OR NOT!!!!




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- Clarence makes Sal's friends nervous.

- Killing yourself by eating a bullet is less showy than jumping.

- 'Nukem' is a quality game from Butler Brothers.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:04 pm Reply with quote

All funny!

-Lewis' brother lives in Pittsburgh.

-OCP scientists usually keep Inhibiter chips readily available.

-Johnson needs to "Knock it off."

-Hippies wear tophats.

-Frankie didn't blow that cocksucker's head off.

-Suicide jumpers at OCP drink Jack Daniel's.

-Ninjas wear cowboy spurs.

-He's a repeat offender. He repeats, he WILL offend again!

-Environmentalists always call it a disaster!

-OCP is on their shitlist with a bullet.


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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quote

hey after a time finally a funny topic .. Smile

I learned this !

-We would not provoke an cyborg with auto 9

-Robocop does not is hungry

-If you are in a hard situation you take a bubble gum .

-Lewis like blonde hair

-A baby food is the right food for cyborgs




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-Having a Desert Eagle in a board room means nothing but trouble

-A good hostage negotiator allways offer's a blaupunkt to calm the gunman down

-Robocop weighs a ton

-OCP does not care about there employees at all

-Ed-209 can be as loyal as a puppy

-Weird guy playing the fiddle with his teeth while doing the splits isn't going raise money to save the city

-Angie could get used to making love to a robot

-Hob want's to see Robocop's brain

-The old man thinks he can stop two Cyborg's fighing each other by telling them to behave

-Duffy looked pretty scared to me

-I want to try Nuke just to here the little hiss noise it makes

-Robocop knows what dying is like.......and it really sucks.




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A lot of really useful info so far. Who ever knew the RoboCop movies could be so educational? Smile



- A brand new 6000 SUX's rear view mirror will fall off if you slam the door.

- If you try to match Clarence's car, he will blow YOUR car up.

- OCP has a squealing pig sound installed into ED-209 in case it ever falls down the stairs.

- OCP always uses live ammunition during its product demonstrations (ED-209, RoboCain, Prototypes).

- There's only one TV channel in Detroit & it only has 2 programs - Media Break & I'd Buy that for a Dollar.




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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:30 pm Reply with quote

haha mr green

-if you really cannot kill a Robocop nor with some ninjas you try to use a bomb if the Robocop does not have a flight pack you will have success! Smile

-if you cannot kill a cyborg by usig ED 209 try call for a Clarence .also dont forget give him a Cobra cannon

-Murphy and Lewis like drinking coffe

-we can to buy just for one dollar really great things




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