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Nika Silwerra Justified and Ancient of Mu
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Post Count: 8411
Comment: The queen of RoboCop random finds thread
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:42 pm |
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Quote: | And women can't stop themselves from looking at African American genitals.. |
hmm and where was this ? :roll:
well .. when you ask for a SUX 6000 you will get automatically also Blaupunkt
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Edd 209 C-L1
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Post Count: 1015
Comment: EMU 209 // We have the future Down Under control...
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:41 pm |
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Terrorism is a tricky business.. _________________ Roobocop // The future of Australian justice...
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ForgottenPatriot R-L1
Joined: 31 May 2009
Post Count: 9
Comment: I waste my time thinking about how I waste my time
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:22 pm |
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a group of guys can fire 300 rounds at guy, and have only his arms and legs be blown off
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ChAnOoD DC-L4
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
Post Count: 2759
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:27 pm |
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Quote: | -little 12 year olds can be drug dealers too |
I though it was something wild from Frank Millerīs brain ītill I went outside and I pay attention to whatīs going on in my city... :roll:
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Nika Silwerra Justified and Ancient of Mu
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Post Count: 8411
Comment: The queen of RoboCop random finds thread
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:53 pm |
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I learned that in the near future 2030 we will be use a weird blue colour as suntan cream :roll:
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Stan The Man Bah Concepts Division
Joined: 05 Jun 2003
Post Count: 7021
Comment: I'm the guy in Old Archive.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:34 am |
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You know, after watching the movies again, I've learned some more stuff
- People want paradise, and they will have it
- God knows why, but OCP wants the strike
- Drugs in the near future come in cassette tape cases
- A $350 million deficit is considered a 'significant threat'
- Mayor Kuzak will sue their asses!
- The Family Heart Center has extended warranties, financing, and qualifies for health tax credit
- The mirror will fall off on a brand-new 6000 SUX
- 'Carrying enough firepower to get the job done' means having a mini-gun, heavy cannon, extending ram-arm and an arc-welder
- McDagget doesn't have a huge problem with shooting through them.
- '.. And remember, we care.' _________________ I don't wanna pay that, PhotoBucket. Now maybe you haven't heard, but I'm the guy in old Archive. So hows about you just shit snow for a year and I'll figure out something else. Sayonara!
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Gadget O-L1
Joined: 02 Jan 2011
Post Count: 67
Comment: A good citizen always tells the truth, right?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:12 pm |
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After rewatching RoboCop 2 the other day, here's what I learned:
- Never smoke. Ever.
- Bad language makes for bad feelings.
- Robo/Murphy's got nice teeth.
- Never write an important article while watching any RoboCop movie because nothing will get accomplished. x/
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TheOldManOCP R-L5
Joined: 20 Jul 2010
Post Count: 45
Comment: Anyone can buy OCP's stock and own a piece of our city. What could be more democratic than that?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:41 pm |
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Stan The Man : | - A little girl with a neat-looking computer can hack into and control an ED-209. |
With Alligator cables no less.
I learned:
-Not to walk across a ballroom floor swinging your arms (Directive 250)
-to pool opinions before expressing myself (Directive 243)
-not to run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars (Directive 247)
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Primrose Lane O-L1
Joined: 29 Nov 2010
Post Count: 58
Comment: Can you do that, dad?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:51 pm |
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I learn that we all agreed to total body prosthesis.
Now lose the arm.
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Gadget O-L1
Joined: 02 Jan 2011
Post Count: 67
Comment: A good citizen always tells the truth, right?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:09 pm |
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- RoboCop does not address environmental issues, visits an orphanage or talk things out.
- Frequently using Sunblock 5000 will cause skin cancer.
- The old man is a senile old bastard. xD
- It's the thought that counts.
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Deus Ex Robo 6655321
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Post Count: 1086
Comment: Is my new life a reward for the one I led?
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:53 pm |
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Stan The Man : | - Drugs in the near future come in cassette tape cases |
So......RADICAL!
And speaking of "Alternative Directives", we should try to compile a list somewhere. Would probably turn out pretty hilarious.
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Stan The Man Bah Concepts Division
Joined: 05 Jun 2003
Post Count: 7021
Comment: I'm the guy in Old Archive.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:40 am |
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Some more stuff...
- Jones fumbled the ball and Bob was there to pick it up
- The Old Man is VERY disappointed
- IF the evidence exists or not, OCPs chief lawyer will find it
- A good citizen always tells the truth
- In the near future, toxic waste is not only poorly stored, but EXTREMELY potent and quick-acting
- In the near future, handcuffs will work exactly like finger-traps
- There is a Nuke for every mood
- RoboCop is an 'Adaptive Cyborg' _________________ I don't wanna pay that, PhotoBucket. Now maybe you haven't heard, but I'm the guy in old Archive. So hows about you just shit snow for a year and I'll figure out something else. Sayonara!
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WeKilledYou DIRECTIVE 249 Don't be oversensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
Joined: 15 Jun 2011
Post Count: 798
Comment: I know you. You're dead!
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:10 am |
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You don't mess with a little kid with a stupid hair cut who is holding silly blue lunch box.
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Ponteral O-L2
Joined: 20 Jun 2011
Post Count: 80
Comment: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:49 am |
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- RoboCop doesn't like glass walls
- Lewis comes late, everywhere
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