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WeKilledYou DIRECTIVE 479: Convergence will make us whole


Joined: 15 Jun 2011
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Comment: Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life.
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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:37 am |
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If I play it and end my life, I'll be depending on you to contact OCP about using me in the next Robocop project.
I remember reading that the game acknowledges the first movie, so are the characters actually in the game or just mentioned?
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Stan The Man Part Man, Part Sheep, All RoboCop-Fan


Joined: 05 Jun 2003
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Comment: The one, the original, the only - OCP Police 001
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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:24 am |
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Lewis is in the game, but as she doesn't look right and always calls RoboCop 'RoboCop', as does all the other cops and whatnot, it's not a pleasant reminder of the first movie so much as a kick in the balls with 'RoboCop' plastered on the shoe. _________________
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RoboDemise What's all this then?


Joined: 30 Jun 2009
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Comment: I come from hell
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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:26 pm |
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| WeKilledYou : | | If I play it and end my life, I'll be depending on you to contact OCP about using me in the next Robocop project. |
I will, but there is a high failure rate, you may end up pulling your own head off. Double suicide.  _________________
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Sean_001 You can take my children, but you leave me my Monkey.


Joined: 20 Mar 2003
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Comment: JOINED as RoboSean: December 2001
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:09 am |
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At first, when I downloaded the demo, i was excited to find out what all of the fuss was about. And man! Can I tell you it was worse than the time I decided it'd be a good idea to rent and watch all the LOR movies back to back to back.
It was basically a horrendous waste of time (both the gameplay and the fucking hobbit movies, just a bunch of walking around. ON BOTH COUNTS!!!!!).
Trust me DV1, don't waste your time with Titus' abomination.
RoboCop's good name has been used for decades to sell cheap crap that costs the same amount to produce as your typical Manhattan Hooker on a Tuesday night. Believe me! The idea is much more appealing than the final result.
Save you $5 or less dollars and buy a pack of Tic Tacs. At least you will have fresh breath and the urge to pop a few more in your mouth. Instead of the shame that's left over from even touching the case for this crap game....
And while I'm thinking about it....
Has any1 even seen the so-called behind the scene feature on the game? The box boasts a BTS review of the making of the game. _________________
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RoboDemise What's all this then?


Joined: 30 Jun 2009
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Comment: I come from hell
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:18 am |
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| Sean_001 : |
And while I'm thinking about it....
Has any1 even seen the so-called behind the scene feature on the game? The box boasts a BTS review of the making of the game. |
I'm not to keen on any programming or design terms and definitions so I will use the word "coding" for this. Whether this is the right or wrong terminology or not is beside the point.
So, yes Sean I saw this behind the scenes. It seems that the game developers utilized a primitive but useful for pumping out garbage technique of coding by setting loose an armada of chihuahus in a box of keyboards. They would prance around hitting random keys and this far surpassed any of the game developers skill sets. I can only imagine how bad this game would have been if the dogs were not brought in to clean up the bugs and glitches. _________________
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WeKilledYou DIRECTIVE 479: Convergence will make us whole


Joined: 15 Jun 2011
Post Count: 535
Comment: Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life.
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:48 am |
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| Stan The Man : | | Lewis is in the game, but as she doesn't look right and always calls RoboCop 'RoboCop', as does all the other cops and whatnot, it's not a pleasant reminder of the first movie so much as a kick in the balls with 'RoboCop' plastered on the shoe. |
That makes no sense, given that she never calls him that. But then again, why would they take the time to get that right if they can't get anything else right in the game?
| RoboDemise : | I will, but there is a high failure rate, you may end up pulling your own head off. Double suicide.  |
This sounds like a worthwhile risk that I am more than willing to take.
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Snoopy O-L3


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Since WeKilledYou is looking for a thrill I ask you to watch Hulk Hogan's Secret Agent Kids club movie, I almost died watching it lol
Seen some one just mention the behind the scenes feature which was horrible indeed,the visuals on that sucked too.
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WeKilledYou DIRECTIVE 479: Convergence will make us whole


Joined: 15 Jun 2011
Post Count: 535
Comment: Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life.
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:37 am |
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| Snoopy : | | Since WeKilledYou is looking for a thrill I ask you to watch Hulk Hogan's Secret Agent Kids club movie, I almost died watching it lol |
Well played Mr.Snoop, although I am several steps ahead of you(or behind, depending on how you look at it lol). Not only have I seen 'The Secret Agent Club', but I've also seen just about every Hogan movie. Including(but not limited too) :
Suburban Commando(actually pretty funny and not that bad in comparison with his other films)
Spy Hard
Mr.Nanny
Three Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain
Santa With Muscles
and No Holds Barred, possibly one of the worst and greatest things I've ever seen.
But back on topic. I'm sure all of these films are glorious as opposed to the Titus game.
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Snoopy O-L3


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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:20 pm |
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| WeKilledYou : | | Snoopy : | | Since WeKilledYou is looking for a thrill I ask you to watch Hulk Hogan's Secret Agent Kids club movie, I almost died watching it lol |
Well played Mr.Snoop, although I am several steps ahead of you(or behind, depending on how you look at it lol). Not only have I seen 'The Secret Agent Club', but I've also seen just about every Hogan movie. Including(but not limited too) :
Suburban Commando(actually pretty funny and not that bad in comparison with his other films)
Spy Hard
Mr.Nanny
Three Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain
Santa With Muscles
and No Holds Barred, possibly one of the worst and greatest things I've ever seen.
But back on topic. I'm sure all of these films are glorious as opposed to the Titus game. |
You just went above five levels, sir. Your one of my favorite posters on here. I Might as well go back to watching my OJ Simpson fitness tapes lol
I'll get you somewhere though
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Johan Archive Dictator


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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:46 pm |
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| wekilledyou : | | so are the characters actually in the game or just mentioned? |
Also on this picture see how the cop cars looks nothing like the Taurus from the movies. Another hint that this was probably another game from the beginning, that quickly got converted into a RoboCop one.
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WeKilledYou DIRECTIVE 479: Convergence will make us whole


Joined: 15 Jun 2011
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Comment: Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life.
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:08 pm |
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I can't imagine how bad the voice acting sounds, but that doesn't even look like Anne's second cousins sister. Plus, she never calls him Robocop, go figure. And yeah, those cars look like crap, almost as if they had already designed them then just re-rendered them a little bit at the last second to be somewhat different.
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cobrahunter187 O-L1*


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Comment: If there's nothing to say then dont say anything
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EPIC FAIL, that is a robo piece of shit we're dealing with, guys from titus couldnt get a thing right, i would have done a better job developping this miserable piece of shit while taking a dump.
The graphics are hideous, the animation is horrible, robo looks nothing like robo, his weapons are pretty much useless, the plot is non existant, the soundtrack along with sound effects make your ears to puke instantly and the list of flaws goes on and on and on.....
Worst part is that this game were shipped for over 60 bucks by the time it came out, really 60 bucks for it ?!
Hopefully i brought this game for PC in 07' and it cost me like 7 bucks but still it doesnt worth it not 7 $ and surely not 60$.
You can buy an NES with robocop game on it for that price, even robocop 2 maybe that at least worth the money but this, not in that planet !!!
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TheOldManOCP R-L5


Joined: 20 Jul 2010
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Comment: Anyone can buy OCP's stock and own a piece of our city. What could be more democratic than that?
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 Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:33 am |
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I prefer the voice acting and cutscenes in the old RoboCop NES games.
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Johan Archive Dictator


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 Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:02 pm |
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| TheOldManOCP : | | I prefer the voice acting and cutscenes in the old RoboCop NES games. |
Voice acting???
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